Mar 05 2010
Whoops!
I accidentally got drunk last night. I didn’t mean to and now I feel like Guy Fieri’s butthole.
I wanted to write about the fucking annoying old lady in the Resolve Bright and White commercial but I can’t find a clip. Shouldn’t everything be on the internet by now?
So please accept my deepest apologies and then shut up and watch this. I know it’s not new but it’s awesome (like me).
“Oh my god, you’re my totally fuckin’ like favorite.”