Jun 07 2010
Speed painters!
Douchebags.
You know what the world needs? The world needs another shitty splattery painty-paint painting of Jimi Hendrix. If only it could be painted in five minutes by a prancing nerd with a wacky “rock and roll” attitude… an attitude that says “I wore SHORTS to the U2 concert!” Oh, and can all of this please take place at the Motorola “May The Sales Force Be With You” conference in ballroom C at the Phoenix Radisson? Thank you.
Speed painting is to art what Sammy Hagar is to Van Halen. Speed painting is the Guy Fieri of the art world! In fact, you know who I bet LOVES speed painting? I promise you Guy Fieri has a splashy speed painting of himself in that crazy rock and roll house of his.
Bob Seger + theater nerds + Jay Leno = the nightmares I will have on my deathbed.
Damn, that Credit Union Lending Direct party was OFF THE CHAIN! I guarantee he had the image outlined in pencil before he started “painting.”
Finally my love of shitty performance painting collides head-on with my love of church! Jesus Christ.
