You just made my list!

Lame.


What could possibly go wrong? You’re jumping off a roof with wheels on your feet. I only pray that this sterilized him.



I masturbated to this.



What’s with these assholes and roofs? Best case scenario is two broken ankles. It’s as if someone has been videotaping my wet dreams.



I filled the bath with hot soapy water, lit the room with 25 candles, poured myself a glass of white Zinfandel and watched this on a continuous loop for 45 minutes.